I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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