Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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