He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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