I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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