covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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