She went from zero to smokin in five shots
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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