yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's never too late to be topless.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Vodka?
Forever.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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