i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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