ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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