we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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