farters have to be the big spoon...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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