she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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