just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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