Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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