my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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