Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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