rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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