sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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