high people should be assigned attendants
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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