so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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