You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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