There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
