dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I need water and some morals
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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