Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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