Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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