Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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