Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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