Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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