when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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