He asked to "fluff my boner.."
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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