I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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