If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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