is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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