Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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