you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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