im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Apparently you make a good broom.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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