nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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