I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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