would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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