Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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