just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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