It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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