I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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