don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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