a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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