Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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