It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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