so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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