I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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