On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
FUCK WHALES
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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