If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
A+ Viking dick
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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