your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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