you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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