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(404): View more from Georgia

Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.

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(917): View more from New York City

All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...

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(805): View more from California

I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?

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Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit

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(937): View more from Ohio

was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

accomplished twins. life is a go

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(818): View more from California

Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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(317): View more from Indiana

about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.

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