i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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