whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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