What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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