No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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